On proverbial jumps into proverbial ditches.

ßε learns one of our common friends is planning to get hitched! The wickets begin to tumble.

- µß

ßε: guy's jumping around to get hooked up. i guess there's news coming our way.

µß: not anytime soon, by the version I heard.

apparently, his folks want him to, for starters, learn to ride a bike before he's allowed to ride anyone/anything else.

ßε: and I'm sure he doesn't share that idea.

µß: going by his skills on wheels, we won't know anytime soon.

PS: Update. The friend in question is still on the hunt.

On questions and redundancy

High school reunion contd. ßε went with the hope of being reunioned reunited with some old loves. But for a lone exception, all hopes were, sadly, crushed. Catch-ups with other mates..

-µß

µß: met any old faces from the past?

ßε: remember Scooter, from high school?

µß: the law guy? yeah.

ßε: he's turned into a harley.

µß: harley quinn* or harley davidson?

ßε: dude nearly broke my hand during a handshake. which one do you think I am talking about?

*Psychotic Lady Love of an equally pyschotic fictional character, popular as the Joker. Yes. The One.

On playing God

In the aftermath (?) of a high school reunion.

µß: how did the reunion go?

ßε: good le. will send u a few snaps.

µß: bless you

with a better job, a good female wife, admit in a good univ, and all that.

ßε: in that order???

µß: ur pick. how would u want it?

ßε: the order needs tweaking

µß: reverse the order?

ßε: that'd be cool

µß: bless u with that, then.

On sloppiness

ßε's interests in ornithology run deep, and had has a somewhat strong reputation of pursuing his interests subtly and unobserved. A small blot on an otherwise unblemished record.

-µß

µß: what was it this time? the gal at the train station thing?

ßε: hoon

µß: yet another denial?

ßε: not at all..i stare at girls all the time

just wanted to know when this moron caught me at it.

On priorities in life.

βε: hey microbe!! busy?

μβ: Hi le. was abt to leave for the restroom, but I guess that can wait.

βε: ..

βε has left the conversation.