βε: hey microbe!! busy?
μβ: Hi le. was abt to leave for the restroom, but I guess that can wait.
βε: ..
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The Bald Eagle (ßε)
The Microbe (µß)
Old friends, from back in the pre-internet era. Along came the world wide web and IM, and the nuts went nuttier.
Disclaimer:
All names used in the conversations are fictitious; the conversations themselves - not so much. Resemblances to the legendary-on-the-blogosphere EmPee talks, howsoever obvious, are purely coincidental. So much for plagiarism.
F.(A).R.Ts
A compilation of frequently recurring terms across conversations.
Bus Stop: References to a lady sighted by the Bald Eagle at a bus stop every day en route work.
'Chee chee' (alternatively, 'thoo thoo'): A complex expression signifying disgust at a comment - but sometimes also signifying tacit approval of said comments.
Haep: (Pronounced Hay'p - not to be confused with heap). Interpreted with contextually varying degrees of insult as a word for morons, jack beepers, and all those gentlemen and ladies who make one grind one's teeth.
Hoon: Aye/Yes/ Yup - that kind. Alternate usage - 'Houdu'.
Hot: The Bald Eagle's adjective for every member of the female species under the sun.
Kirik: Refers to any annoying thing/issue that makes one scratch one's unmentionables in anger or disagreement. Interpretation can vary with context of usage. Not to be confused with James Kirk.
Le: Kannada equivalent for the more popular Dude/Mate/Macha/Maga/Da/Yaar/Be/Bro. Not to be mistaken for Lo, another kannada term used to the same effect.
ARPITA: A common Indian female name. Also an acronym for someone who is considered A Royal Pain In The (revered) Ar*e.
Nimmajji- Literal meaning : "Your grandmother" - used to express extreme annoyance or disapproval. Etymology unknown.
Nimmajji- Literal meaning : "Your grandmother" - used to express extreme annoyance or disapproval. Etymology unknown.
(Currently under expansion. Don't be dirty.)
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