Wednesday, August 19, 2009

On 'action' films

µß: seen '500 days of summer'?
ßε: nope .. old movie?
µß: nopes.. new one. released a few weeks ago.
ßε: hmmm...who's in it?
µß: as always! is it ever abt the storyline?
ßε: ok ok..what's in it?
µß: right.. now that is difficult. nothing in it for you to watch, but should train you a little on how to make the Bus Stop count -an engliss story told the bollywood way. replete with songs, desi cliches and all.
ßε: wonderful !! who's the director? karan johar?
µß: mark webb
ßε: wt*?
µß: know him?
ßε: nope. hence the wt*
ßε: any sizzl... is it good?
µß: the hotness is covered in desi wrappings.
ßε: oh! so they get straight down to the action eh? cool!
µß: remember the 80s movies in India?
ßε: yeah..?
µß: flowers swaying, legs playing under the blankets. censorship mode.
ßε: damn! gotta try that sometime.
µß: at your own risk.

On plain and smuldering hotness

µß: follow 'how I met your mother'?
ßε: cobie smulders..... she's hot!
µß: yeah. think so too.
ßε: now that's the kind i'm talkin abt!!
she's not plain hot.. she's smuldering smoldering hot.
µß: who's on ur hot list? the megan gale kind?
ßε: Megan gale/fox are teepee. but cobie is ....
µß: say it.
ßε: not going to.
µß:I know u want to.
ßε: no.
µß: u know u want to, too. let it out. lose control
ßε: cobie is beautiful!
µß: self-censorship. neat.

ßε: has that series ended?
µß: nopes. still on - he just might find his lady love this season.
ßε: i only managed to watch a few episodes :(
µß: hated it?
ßε: no. lost track of the series but cobie stayed with me (sigh)... and that bugger NPH ruined it for me. Was too distracted to figure out what it was abt. Would just wait for CS to cobie on ...er..appear on screen.
µß: not surprised. but NPH?
ßε: doogie howser- isn't he too in that series?
µß: who's doogie howser?
ßε: neil patrik harris
µß: oh! that guy. apparently he's down ur alley.
ßε: and why may i ask??
µß: heard ppl say he leans towards men.
ßε: in real life???????
µß: yeah
ßε: good for him. does cobie?
µß: towards men, yeah.
ßε: just imagine if ..oh! forget it!
µß: too late. i already did.
ßε: now THAT would be something!
µß: chee chee.